Lot of times when my girlfriends come visiting,we often end up talking about guys and this includes their various experiences as well as outings with guys. Both the good,bad,ugly, boring and funny ones. There are some to gosh about and some to laugh about.
Being the indoor type, I was chatting with Bestie one hot afternoon..Amebos….well you can say that again..Sooner than later,hunger beckoned. We stood up to get something to eat when out of the blue we heard a knock on the door. We were a bit surprised because we weren’t expecting anyone. Anyways,I tiptoed to the door(being the more “ameboish” one) and looked tthrough the peep hole. Lo and behold it was one of bestie’s never relenting “toasters”. I carefully walked back to the room to inform her. She was fuming as she moved towards the door(A hungry babe is an angry one).
All na wash sha. She ushered in the gentle bobo with a fake smile.I greeted the well dressed guy and moved to my room. He looked like someone going to see his in-laws for the first time.
His new and neatly ironed shirt whose edges were as sharp as the tip of a knife, his polished shoes which were radiating, well combed hair, good fragrance perfume were indicators of this. I smiled sheepishly as I moved to my room.
Not long after Bestie came in to give me the good news. Although it wasn’t the gospel of Christ. The gentle bobo had offered to take her out. I couldn’t help but laugh. I had noticed the signals initially.
Back to the matter, she got dressed. I offered her my one kobo advice.I said ‘Dress simple, it’s hot’. Thankfully she listened and wore a knitted sleeveless blouse(made by her very self) with jean trousers and a matching pair of borrow pose slippers. After which she applied makeup. I constantly reminded her of her purse. Yessoo ladies never go on a date without taking little cash along or better still your ATM card(well,that’s if your account hasn’t been washed with the blood sha). All set,they took their leave.
Tick, Tack.Tick, Tack. Tick, Tack.
Thirty minutes passed, one hour, one hour thirty minutes, two hours passed. Finally, I heard a knock to which I responded and Bestie walked in. I was beaming with smiles, I couldn’t wait to devour the gist. Without waiting for me to close the door,she screamed
I was speechless and motionless. Not caring about me, she moved to the kitchen and emptied two packs of noodles into the pot to boil. After a meal well eaten, she got down to the details of the outing.
According to her tale of woes, our amiable gentleman gave the suggestion of going to his house to pick the car, to which she obliged. On getting there, he pleaded with her for few minutes to prepare the car( as if he was going to make semovita). Five minutes later,he walked in sweating profusely.
‘There has been a problem’ he said. To which she replied ‘what is it?’
‘The car isn’t ready’
‘Well,no problem I wasn’t really cool with the car idea. Let’s opt for a bike instead’
‘All right. Thanks’
On getting to the gate, he changed his mind and said the bike idea was a terrible one as he would prefer they stayed indoors. To cut the long story short, they ended up spending the afternoon in the comfort of his living room sipping cold milk with a dash of coffee.😂😂😂