ME: (Yawns Tiredly)
BOO: Hello bae
ME: Hiya boo boo
BOO: Finally you are awake after sleeping for such long hours.
ME: Haba, it’s not my fault…After all the dancing, singing and gymnastics with you all night, at your place.
BOO: Well, that’s true..Anyways, how has your weekend been?
ME: (confidently) Awesome…the usual turnup nah. Trust me no dulling
BOO: Really, oya roll the gist.
ME: (Excited) Well, i slept from 5am till 10am…Brushed, took my bath and ate till 11am…Surfed the internet till 12pm…Slept again from 12pm till 4pm…Gisting with you now..
BOO: (rolls eyes) Seriouslyyyy….Awesome???
I know y’all wondering who the ‘famous boo’ is. Y’all know him but you haven’t got the slighest idea about him being my boo.
Well, he is committed, dependable, dignified, exalted, faithful, funny, highly placed, influential, popular, powerful, reliable, wealthy, and respected…
Now, unto the next one- the physical attributes. That’s what you’ve been waiting for…chaaiii, 21st century creatures. Well, he’s got a nice set of abs, wide and strong shoulders, ripped and tapered back, defined and strong arms, chiseled chest, compassionate and mature look, powerful hands, facial and bodily symmetry. He is of a very fair and clear complexion, with a long beard as white as milk – a very handsome man – tall and slender. He’s got eyes that can bring you to your knees like that of Bradley Cooper..
I know i’ve got you drooling over this mouth-watering masterpiece…And to crown it all he is well spoken of, even by God.
Does this quote sound familiar…”This is my beloved son in whom i am well pleased”…Yayyyy, that’s my boo…JESUS!!! And the all night gymnastics at his place refers to the usual friday church vigil.