Short poems


Hi Guys, Trust you had a splendid weekend. The word “splendid” makes me remember my awesome event planner friend- Ifeoluwa. She is 101% talented. Follow her on IG@splendidevents_

Back to the matter. I started this week with two lovely poems from my “Assistant boyfriend” and i had to seek for his permission to post it. Make my case no go resemble that of Linda Ikeji. Una sabi say i no get kudi. I call them ‘Chronicles of Presh’.


And here comes the best part.. I got a personal poem. Yayyyyy…I’m screaming at the top of my voice. A big thank you to him. I know y’all wanna see, y’all must comment oooo!!!


Follow him on IG@deycallmepresh. He’ll follow asap.
Love you guys.

Daddy’s Bully


As a child, i grew up hearing lots of stories from my Dad. Both the funny, scary, moral and saddening ones. He is a funny character.
To my Future hubby: Get ready to laugh and also engage in lengthy conversations. Dad can talk till the coming of Christ.

One of Dad’s stories that i can never forget is the story about his primary school bully. Here we go:

Right from when dad was young,he has always had this small stature(i’m his carbon copy). Being an intelligent and brilliant chap (i’m still his carbon copy), he was the Teacher’s Favorite. As a result of this, he had lots of enemies. He also had this problem of being very abusive. His abusive words could make a dead man come alive.

On a fateful Friday, during school hours he got into a hot argument with one of his classmates(a girl) and abused her till she cried. The hefty girl promised to take revenge after school hours. After school closed, dad decided to stay back with his class teacher so as to avoid the girl. He was also silently hoping she would get tired of waiting and eventually go home. His classteacher became suspicious and asked why he was yet to leave the class, he gave a flimsy excuse. After thirty minutes, he felt quite certain that the girl would have gone home. He quietly slid out of the school and passed the back of the school to avoid being seen.

Unknown to him, the girl was well versed in the bible. According to James 1:4(But let patience have her perfect work, that ye may be perfect and entire, wanting nothing). She had hid herself and was watching him the entire time, even as he passed behind the school. Without wasting time, she and her other female friends waylaid him, she beat him mercilessly and due to the large difference in stature she was able to carry him and throw him on the ground severally. After which, she sat on him as a sign of victory. He was later released to go home. On getting home, he hurriedly entered the bathroom to wash himself thoroughly in order to avoid being questioned by his mother. Monday came, he went to school. Unfortunately the news had spread through the school like wildfire. Soon, it became a proverb. Girls started bullying boys.

Then, the boys decided to redeem their image. A rematch of the fight was called for with full attendance of the students at a playground behind the school. The hefty lady agreed joyfully and this left dad in serious fear and worry.

Soon the D-day came, the fight began. As expected, the girl threw punches like that of Anthony Joshua(Yesss, AJ and I are related…I just like being humble). Sooner than later, she was seated majestically on dad. The boys were disappointed, the girls were rejoicing.
Suddenly, a large scream for help was heard. Alas, it was the hefty girl crying for help. Dad plugged his teeth to her right arm like someone that was convulsing. It took the help of almost all the students present before Dad finally let go of her bleeding arm. Finally, Dad was declared the winner and the boys also had their image redeemed.

Banky W and Adesua Etomi


So i woke up to this gist of Banky W and Adesua…Real life couple??… I seriously hope this isn’t one of these celebrities stunts..Else, they will have to go to CNN to apologise or be exiled from Nigeria like Jammeh was exiled from gambia.

Well well Love is a beautiful thing. Personally I can’t wait for the “Real Wedding Party”. Hopefully it will be a Lagos parry and not Dubia parry like someone we all know.. Anyways Banky W doesn’t have any baby mama he is running from..Oops did i just spill the beans!!!


Truth be told, Banky and Adesua look cute together. But abeg, make una think am well o. We are tired of all these cry cry babies giving interviews. I didnt mention names o. Lemme gerra here before i am invited for questioning.

One last gossip: This love story developed a year and half after they became friends. So, ladies if that long time brother isnt talking about the “main thing” yet, please find your square root. I have spoken well, baa?

I’d like to read your thoughts about Banky and Adesua. Please feel free to comment!!!

Night of Reminiscence

Oh lonely night, the stars are brightly shinning…It is the night of remembrance…recall that movie “A walk to remember”

She misses him…She wants to scream for the whole world to hear…She misses those moments…The late night chats, long incessant calls, crazy talks, funny pose pictures, terrible video exchange(despite Mtn’s annoying network), silly fights, weird calling names, romantic gestures, husky voice that oozes out so much care and affection, the single strand of beard that finally comes out after so many years, his gentleman character, his playful look, those shoulders that could almost bear the sins of the whole world, the tiny gold chain with a cross pendant that hugged his skin tight…most especially the name he calls her- MY PUSH.

Yessssssssssss, she misses him but she had to let go. Why?

He forgot the promises, the deals they made, their plans, the moments they had, the jokes they made, the laughter they once shared…All was forgotten in a twinkle of an eye!!!

His actions brought tears to her eyes and thoughts of suicide to her mind. He turned out to be everything he said he wasn’t and even far worse than the others. And again for the umpteenth time she lost. He sees a girl whose spirit he has broken but She sees a strong willed and determined young lady who is ready to turn her pain into gain.

She is shattered but she has to behave like a strong independent lady that she truly is. She has to move on and face her fears. She has to keep her head high above the waters. And on such a lonely night as this she has to cuddle her teddy while listening to Allesia cara’s song- Scars to your beautiful.

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Sacrifice of Rice

5am…Alarm rings..grrrhhh. It’s a sunday morning..Time to cook, English service is by 6:30am while Yoruba service is by 9am…As a Steward, i must attend both services…Annoying,right?..I know..
With the help of the holy angels i force my eyes open, placed the pot containing rice and water(whose quantity is proportional to that of the ocean) on the gas cooker which is at its highest heat level(hopefully, we wont eat burnt offering by the time i revisit the kitchen)..I know you are silently querying my actions…well the simple response is this “no time to check time for this kind life wey time no dey”.

Now, m off to bed for just ten minutes sleep with one eye open..don’t worry i will be my own watchman and mind you, my left eye is open…moreover, I trust the host of heaven to watch over my “living,holy and acceptable sacrifice of rice” . 

NEWS FLASH: Today is Love Feast in church

My Famous Boo

ME: (Yawns Tiredly)

BOO: Hello bae

ME: Hiya boo boo

BOO: Finally you are awake after sleeping for such long hours.

ME: Haba, it’s not my fault…After all the dancing, singing and gymnastics with you all night, at your place.

BOO: Well, that’s true..Anyways, how has your weekend been?

ME: (confidently) Awesome…the usual turnup nah. Trust me no dulling

BOO: Really, oya roll the gist.

ME: (Excited) Well, i slept from 5am till 10am…Brushed, took my bath and ate till 11am…Surfed the internet till 12pm…Slept again from 12pm till 4pm…Gisting with you now..

BOO: (rolls eyes) Seriouslyyyy….Awesome???

I know y’all wondering who the ‘famous boo’ is. Y’all know him but you haven’t got the slighest idea about him being my boo. 

Well, he is committed, dependable, dignified, exalted, faithful, funny, highly placed, influential, popular,  powerful, reliable, wealthy, and respected…

Now, unto the next one- the physical attributes. That’s what you’ve been waiting for…chaaiii, 21st century creatures. Well, he’s got a nice set of abs, wide and strong shoulders, ripped and tapered back, defined and strong arms, chiseled chest, compassionate and mature look, powerful hands, facial and bodily symmetry. He is of a very fair and clear complexion, with a long beard as white as milk – a very handsome man – tall and slender. He’s got eyes that can bring you to your knees like that of Bradley Cooper..

I know i’ve got you drooling over this mouth-watering masterpiece…And to crown it all he is well spoken of, even by God.

Does this quote sound familiar…”This is my beloved son in whom i am well pleased”…Yayyyy, that’s my boo…JESUS!!! And the all night gymnastics at his place refers to the usual friday church vigil. 

                         (runs away)


Today being April 28, 2017 with a cool and calm atmosphere in Lasgidi. Been at home all day, literally praying and fasting for nysc to post me to my desired state. Hopefully i won’t pee in my pants when i’m about to print my call-up letter…Hehehe.

Three weeks to Nysc deployment, i’m bored out of my mind.. Suddenly, my phone rings. It’s a job offer for the position of a digital media manager in a branding company. I am confused as to accepting the offer or not. I finally decide to think about it. Call ends…
Gbam!..An idea comes popping. A blog!!!
Reluctantly i google the process involved in owning a blog, its requirements, as well as the rewards(biko, that’s the koko)…and finally, here we are!!! A blog about life experiences and stories.
See you soon…Love you…*kisses*